BEER SOFTENED STOOL - "sensitive gay lover" Tablature
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Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 17:36:48 -0500
From: "Brian j. dawson" <dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu>
Subject: TAB: Sensitive Gay Lover by Beer Softened Stool
tabbed by dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu
Sensitive Gay Lover by Beer Softened Stool
>From "The Brown Album"
Riff 1
-|--5p-3-3-5p-3-3--5p-3-3--5p-3-3------------------------
-|--5p-3-3-5p-3-3--5p-3-3--5p-3-3------------------------
-|---------------------------------5p--3p--0--5p--3p--0--
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riff 2
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-|--------------3-0-3-0-3/-5---------------------
-|-5-5-5-5-5-5--3-0-3-0-3/-5---------------------
-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------------------------
-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-----------------------------------
[G]Bruce was 16 when he knew he liked[A#] men!
[G]He didn't fuck girls he only liked them as friends!
[G]He wanted man love lots of kneelin' and [A#] bobbin'
[G]He was a turd burglar but there was a problem
[C]He was a butt virgin...didn't want it to hurt
[G]He had to be stretched slowly at first
[C]He needed a man who was patient and kind
[D]who'd slip in his fingers one at a time [hold]
{chorus}
[G]He's a Sensitive Gay [A#] Lover
[F]He uses lubricant and always wears a rubber
[G]He's a Sensitive Gay [A#] Lover
[F]He's sweet and gentle when he's under the covers
[G]He's a Sensitive Gay [A#] Lover [G][stop]
(Romeo! Romeo! Where for art Thou?!)
Riff 1
Riff 2
Modulate Riff 2 up one step then back down
[C]Bruce met Phillip a sweet gentle guy
[G]Phillip was big but they gave it a try
[C]Phillip slid it in gentle and slow
[D]The problem was solved now he's got a bung hole!
{chorus}
RIff 1
end
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