BEER SOFTENED STOOL - "Van Dam Vs Butterbean" Tablature
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om dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu Sun Apr 26 16:38:50 1998
Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 19:22:00 -0400
From: "Brian j. dawson" <dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu>
To: guitar@olga.net
Subject: b/beer_softened_stool/van_dam_vs_butterbean.pro
Jean Claude van Dam vs. BUTTERBEAN
Tune low E to "D"
riff 1
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guitar/bass run
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[D] muscles flexed, hair just right-- looking to save the world tonight
[riff 1] (when you gonna fight for real?)
[D] silly accent, faggy poses--hit the bad guys on their noses
[riff 1] (when you gonna fight for real?)
1ST BRIDGE
[A] All your movies suck but you make the girlies scream
(let's see you fight for real!)
[break] bring on BUTTERBEAN! [drum fill]
CHORUS
[D]Jean Claude Van Damn verses BUTTER [F]BEAN
[C]the ultimate deathmatch---for the King [D] of the Ring
[D] Jean Claude Jean Claude better run away [F]fast
[A] BUTTERBEAN is gonna kick your sissy Belgian ass [guitar/bass run]
[D]Heavy punches and broken bones--feel the pain from his hands of stone
[riff 1](Now your fighting for real)
[D]Your pretty face is red, black, and blue----spend the night in ICU
[riff 1] (Now your fighting for real)
2ND BRIDGE
[A]bloody limp pile sissy little girl
(no stuntman for this scene)
[break] starring BUTTERBEAN! [drum fill]
CHORUS 2x
guitar/bass run 3x end on "hendrix" [D] chord
Michael Buffer......."let's get ready to rumble"
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