BEER SOFTENED STOOL - "white trash christmas" Tablature
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Date: Mon, 23 Mar 1998 16:34:12 -0500
From: "Brian j. dawson" <dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu>
Subject: CRD: White Trash Christmas
tabbed by dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu <dogdoc>
"White Trash X-mas" by Beer Softened Stool
>From "The Brown Album"
Intro is a country riff played on [G][C][D]
Riff 1
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Verse
[G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas
[G]My trailers double wide [F] so Santa can't [F#] miss it
[G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Christmas [hold]
I cant' afford no presents this [Riff 1] year!
{chorus 1}
[C] My little boy junior he's a cotten-eyed-Joe
[G] he sits on the front porch strummin' his banjo
[C] my daughters always bitchin' after I take her to bed
[D] that I gotta pay for the pregnancy test!
[C] I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear
[G] please dontcha' skip my trailer this year. (riff 1)
Verse
[G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas
[G]I'm asking you Santa to [F]please [F#]forgive us
[G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas [hold]
I made him squeal like a pig last [riff 1] year!
{chorus 2}
[C] my wife's got a tattoo of Elvis on her ass
[G] She used to be skinny now she looks like Mama Cass
[C] her butt is lots bigger than a when she was young
[D] Now her Elvis tattoo looks like Elton JOhn!
[C] I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear
[G] please dontcha' skip my trailer this year.(riff 1)
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