BLOODHOUND GANG - "bad touch5" Tablature
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<P>Band: Bloodhound Gang</P>
<P>Song: The Bad Touch</P>
<P>Chords: C5-D#5-Bb-Ab </P>
<P>C5 </P>
<P>8 10 10 x x x </P>
<P>D#5 </P>
<P>11 13 13 x x x </P>
<P>Bb</P>
<P>x 8 8 7 x x x </P>
<P>Ab</P>
<P>x x 6 5 4 x</P>
<P>You can also play the chords like this:</P>
<P>C5 </P>
<P>8 10 10 9 8 8 </P>
<P>D#5 </P>
<P>11 13 13 12 11 11 </P>
<P>Bb</P>
<P>6 8 8 7 6 6</P>
<P>Ab</P>
<P>4 6 6 5 4 4</P>
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<FONT FACE="Arial"><P>Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating</P>
<P>But there are several other very important differences</P>
<P>Between human beings and animals that you should know about</P>
<P>I'd appreciate your input</P>
<P>Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought</P>
<P>Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about</P>
<P>So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts</P>
<P>Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up</P>
<P>You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds</P>
<P>I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns</P>
<P>Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined</P>
<P>To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time</P>
<P>Do it now</P>
<P>You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals</P>
<P>So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel</P>
<P>Do it again now</P>
<P>You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals</P>
<P>So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel</P>
<P>Gettin' horny now</P>
<P>Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket</P>
<P>Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it</P>
<P>Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas</P>
<P>But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"</P>
<P>So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship</P>
<P>Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip</P>
<P>So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle</P>
<P>And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"</P>
<P>Do it now</P>
<P>You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals</P>
<P>So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel</P>
<P>Do it again now</P>
<P>You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals</P>
<P>So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel</P>
<P>Gettin' horny now</P>
<P>You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals</P>
<P>So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel</P>
<P>Do it again now</P>
<P>You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals</P>
<P>So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel</P>
<P>Do it now</P>
<P>You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals</P>
<P>So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel</P>
<P>Do it again now</P>
<P>You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals</P>
<P>So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel</P>
<P>Gettin' horny now</P>
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<P>Tabbed By Dan Karlstad doctor-jones@doctor.com</P></BODY>
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