BLOODHOUND GANG - "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" Tablature
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I WISH I WAS QUEER SO I COULD GET CHICKS - Bloodhound Gang
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By: Dennis_bloete@gmx.de
VERSE 1:
A B C# A A B e B B
My friend Jerry Vanderdrift kissed me in home-ec class
A B C#
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
A B e
I said guys I'm like you, I like monster trucks too
C# B
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do ? I just wish I was queer...
CHORUS:
e B
So I could get chicks dig guys that are queer guys that
e B
Don't dig chicks, that don´t dig guys like me, see I´m not queer
VERSE 2:
A B C# A A B e B B
I'm too ugly, but if I were handsome just imagine how great that would be
A B C#
The only smoked meat, the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy D
A B e
You see I'm not to keen on this smell of vaseline
C# A
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
B
I just wish I was queer...
( I think it's enough too figure out the rest alone... )
BRIDGE:
e , C# , A , B
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