STEPHEN LYNCH - "Hermaphrodite" Tablature
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Artist: Stephen Lynch
Album: Live Performance (Comedy Central Presents Stephen Lynch)
Publisher: N/A
Song: Hermaphrodite
Tabber: ejy (ejy@bellatlantic.net)
Tuning: Standard (EADGBE)
Great song by Stephen lynch, the rhythm's the same throughout, if a chord is a little out of place
it's just because I tried to make the words fit the chords better so it would be easier to sing.
E 022100
C/G 332010
Dsus4add2/A 554030 (D/A)
Am 002210
F 133211
Intro
E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G
Verse 1
E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G
She's part girl. She's part boy. She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
E C/G E C/G Am F
She's got more. She's got less. She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G
Yeaaah.....
Verse 2
E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G
Is she a mister or is she a miss? Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
E C/G E C/G Am F
She's my little girl yeah, she's my little guy. When I try to please her I get poked in the eye.
E C/G D/A E C/G D/A
Chorus 1
E C/G D/A E C/G D/A
She wears lace and she wears flannel. She watches football and the lifetime channel.
E C/G D/A E C/G D/A
What's that buldge under her nighty....... It must be Hermaphro ditee.....
E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G
Yeaaaahhhhh..................... Herm-aphro- diteeee....ohhhh........
Verse 3
E C/G E C/G E C/G E(strum once)
Some things are white, some things are black. Some girls wear makeup;mine shaves her back.
E C/G E C/G Am F
But she is still beautiful, she is still fine. It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.
E C/G D/A E C/G D/A
Chorus 2
E C/G D/A E C/G D/A
She can't help her im- per- fections. She gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
E C/G D/A E C/G D/A
Who stole all my tighty- whiteys. It must be Hermaphro ditee.....
E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Outro
E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oh........ Hermaphro dite....................ohh (falsetto) Hermaphro
E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G
diiiaa haaaaalaaaaa laalaa haaaaalaaaaa laala haaaaalaaaaa laaalaaa haaaaalaaaaaa
E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G
whoohooo hoo~~~~~~~~~~~~~laaaaaaalaaaaayyaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaiaa Hermaphro...
E(strum once)
di~~~~~~~~~te
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